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ursa
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#1586 2006-09-05 07:41 GMT |
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If you open an umbrella in the street of Ljubljana, be careful not to hurt
somebody's eye in Maribor. Why don't the ski springers in Planica do more than 250 meters? Because they would fly to Italy The shortest joke in the world: A couple is walking along the slovenian coast... What's the colour of the slovenian patrol boats? Both of them are blue. Slovenians don't need mobile phones. They can communicate yoddling from one end of the country to the other What do the Slovenians need radars for? For fun. So not funny.Does anyone know jokes about other countries? |
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Seba
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#1626 2006-09-08 07:10 GMT |
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2 friends were walking down a street when they noticed a dog, licking its balls.
So, the first guy says: wow, wish I could do that. The second guy replyed: really? I think I prefer petting him.. A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half of the picture. He is really worried when he realizes that he has sent the wrong half. But then he remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says: "Thank you for the picture. You should change your hair style... it makes your nose look too short." |
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